Let's kill ourselves over semantics, which, are absurdly serious business. Absurdly. That's the key word here.

My proposition - every time somebody calls the Excessive ranking side Excessive, lop his head off with an extension cord.

Alternatively, stick his eye sockets full of burning needles.

To avoid it, maybe rename Excessive Ranking to Not Excessive Ranking, or Almost Excessive Ranking, or Nearly Excessive Ranking, or Possibly Excessive Ranking, or According To Some Excessive Ranking, or Crypto Excessive Ranking, or Watermelon Ranking of the Stars, or Blue Cactus Ranking, or Over-the-Board Ranking, Which Is Also Excessive, or In Soviet Russia Excessive Ranking, or No Excessive Rankings Here, or Excessive Ranking But Not Really, or Ranking Ranking of Ranking Excessive, or Kingran Sexcessive, or Monty Excessive's Flying Ranking, or Would Be Excessive Ranking In An Alternative Reality, or Super Street Fighter Turbo Alpha Excessive Ranking, or Killer's Ranking Of Excessive Abusiveness, or What The Fuck Do We Care Really Huh?

I ate an Excessive amount.

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