You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...

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You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
FIREFOX wrote:

when...... you jump in the frozen food compartment at your supermarket to thaw the chickens
when..... you jump of high walls etc expecting it not to hurt
when..... you steal blue balloons from kids and try to walk over them, thinking they are mega health
when..... when your on vacation and you visit a local castle and you find yourself smashing into all the armour
when..... you see a police marksman take out a criminal and you shout 'AIMBOT'
when..... you literally roll on the floor laughing and your ass falls off when someone tells a really good joke
I could go on forever with this, I posted something like this ages ago
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when u are at gym and u are sure u said Great Game but then realize that the xp_onexit only works in quake

I win because I'm good...you win because you're on my team.
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When you hit a goal with a nice hit and you expect a HOLY SHIT!

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When you reflect where in your house you can do a nice BFG-Slide


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When you see a commercial for nivea Q10 and you think "Crap, when did they make the other 6 Quakes?"

I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!

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phahahah nice foksy

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outofhere! wrote:

1. You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.

3. You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them...

4. You eat the blue and green balls off the christmas tree

5. You feel lousy and look down for the status bar

6. You grab your kid's backpack and can't believe its empty!?

7. Your desk at work is piled with paper because you refuse to
get too close to the recycle barrel.

8. The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw tomatoes at you.

9. Your PC boots straight into DOOM unless you press a key.

13. You try to double click on every door in the house.

14. You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.

These are the classic ones! Big grin
Nr.9 is my favorite!

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You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...

when you see hacks.

On board since August 2007.

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When you go home when its dark and you think, why i have brightness 0.5~~~

When you talk only like: G'dBye! Hello! You sneaky bastard! etc. etc.

When some1 is talking to you and ure rly busy and ya try to search for console button....

When after reinstalling windows, your first thing to install is q3 isntead of video/sound drivers.

When chat using skype or whatever, you always press the messagemode button first

When all of your food are marked with yellow/orange +'es

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trickz wrote:

when you see hacks.

NO, that's not it, that only means that you just have mutated to a skullhead .

if you run amok bc of all this shitty noob camp and spamm shit that our years playing wanna be "pro" player's stage on beer and aim ...

CLANS = CAMPING SPAMMING NOOBS, THEY MAKE THE MOD DIE!!! -> CLANLESS 4 LIFE!

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rUnThEoN?! wrote:

"I see Hacks...if i lose" - Skullhead

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play maybe the final next year?

who are u again? just shut up

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I'm out...cya, special greets to the mod circle jerk, and the necrohpilia german gangster who isn't actually banned. Peace.