You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...

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You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...

36. When you have a dream that you are in map Q3DM11 with no weapons, and there is a tankjr chasing you with a gauntlet.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

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when you have lag in real life.

when is mid-summer and you are wearing winter clothes not to get frozen

You need people like me so you can point at them and say "that's the newbie".

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When you slap your girlfriends ass just so you can loudly say "HUMILIATION".

(hi Ina Smug)

I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!

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when u hit the console key to look up who got killed in the middle of a q3 video

hurrenson: "This idiot is apparently not familiar with a rail/sniper style."

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when while i'm walking alone on the corridors of my workplace makes me want to use grenadejumps to arrive faster in my office..

..help me -_-''

(wow my 500th post)

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-C4-TYRANTuk.tyrant wrote:

when youre dancing and your hands naturally go into the playing position and people think you are doing some sort of cool rave move

lal n1

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When U wanna write ":)", "haha" or "lol" after some funny kill or something in the middle of a demo play...

When U have to get up for work in 2-3 hours and U R still having fun on server and the Sun is rising. (at least during the summer its like that)

The chase is better than the catch!

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u try to join spec when someone is beating u up

I win because I'm good...you win because you're on my team.
Everytime I think of Vex, I think of buttsex.

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When you tell the sport teacher to put the high jump bar higher and higher cause you sure you wont have problems as you think the config supports double jumps..

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When you hold your head next to a curved wall hoping to discover a glitch and see right through the wall.

When you are on a mountain/tall building and your friends ask you why you are not afraid of the height, you reply: "If i jump now, and land with 0 UPS i will OB".

I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!