What is the stupiest things you ever done?

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16. March 2007 - 23:15
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Post a little story of your most embaresing, stupiest, or just a something funny that happend to you. and if you where sober or not . Happy

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16. March 2007 - 23:40
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I fakenicked the plus team. Peole after that think i am a list of sh*t & ICE*COLD.
Isnt that very embaressing and extremelly stupid Thinking: :!:

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16. March 2007 - 23:42
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I drunked 1,25 L of Vodka .... Big grin

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be there's been some sort of an error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream
Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all am I not afraid of dying
Don't believe that there never is an end

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16. March 2007 - 23:53
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ever seen a girl trying to pee her name in the snow?

..i wish my parents called me KX instead of Brenda;)
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16. March 2007 - 23:56
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lol .... I don´t see it yet .... but I am not sure that I want to see it Big grin

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be there's been some sort of an error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream
Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all am I not afraid of dying
Don't believe that there never is an end

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17. March 2007 - 0:08
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took lsd with friends, got kicked out the place we had to stay, found no where to stay, set up a 1 man tent with 5 friends outside in a field on lsd (it collapsed twice through the night) while it was around -5 degrees outside Happy

also spent over £150 on alcohol between me and 2 mates on christmas eve at a pub then stumbled back and tried to steal a steamroller

probably more but i cant remember

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17. March 2007 - 0:39
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haha Tongue hmm.. i've done many stupid things. but the most i think hade to be when i was drunk and stoped think clear. and i become paranoid xD i wrote a messegade to all my friends that fbi was after me.. xD lmao.. that was funny, stupid and embaressing.

messegage was like this.. and seriose too. Hi guys, if a person ask for a describtion that fits me. dont tell him you know me. I think i've been followed from some goverment association. but im not sure. i am afraid. Sad / P

four monts later they still laughing their ass off. upp and down..

You know when its psyen (:

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17. March 2007 - 1:23
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discovering quake Winking)
discovering alcohol Winking)

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17. March 2007 - 2:52
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lol psy!!!!!!!!! hahaha Big grin

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17. March 2007 - 3:48
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AMAETUERS!!!!!!!

i will noly tell stories from the past 18 months so it wont turn into a fucking boook Tongue

finally... something i can contribute to...

1st thing I can think of: Christmas eve 2005: 4 dudes, round a mate's house... I bought 4 beers and a bottle of vodka to contribute to the "party"... and i had 3 beers & pretty much all of the bottle of vodka ( my otha mate had about 3-5 shots)... after eating kebabs with curry sauce, we all set out to tha other room to smoke a l'il (edit: :roll: ciggarettes :roll:) Tongue, and play pro evo... my otha mate went bak to tha other room and he brings back this glass full of clear liquid... and he goes "you had water with your kebab, and you have like a full glass left"... i know i finished my water.. so i get suspicious and after smelling it, i know this glass is full of vodka so i go:

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I know its vodka, but i'll drink it anyway

Then me and my homeboi Ad had more vodka... and i finsished up the rest too...

Then I remember that on the way back home i tried to recruit Ad to the Illuminati... and did I mention that I walked home for 5 miles and halfway, when walking past a bus garage I tried to jack a bus (they leave the doors open on London busses... there's no keys in the ignition, and there's supposed to be security in the garage)... and only left when i realised that i couldnt start the fucker up, but that's it, 5 miles... i got home @ about 6am, and the next day (25th, xmas day), i got texts asking if i was alive or not... i r3eplied 2 days later Tongue

you think this was the last time i walked home for 5 miles? hells no... this other time, @ this dude Ashley Dunkley's 18th... i was drinking jamaican rum by the triples... and i had to walk home too, about 3am... thing is, this time i didnt know the way home... I knew where this dude lived, i knew where i lived... but i didnt know the way... in fact, i met with one of my mates before the party so i could get there... so i didnt know ehere Sidcup was... so i walked on my geological instincts, and with the help of autopilot Happy

my friends (now ex... it's been about a year and a half :roll:) girlfriends' birthday, @ this sports club in welling... i set my night out drinking record... about 14 vodka's (first doubles, then singles, then with coke...) and 3 beers, i was a little late, so for my first 2 orders... i got a double vodka in one hand, a pint in my other, and a fuvcking cigar in my mouth... that was fun Tongue - and on the way back on the 2nd floor of the busi accidentally dropped (it fell from my hand Tongue) this pint glass which i held on, even though it was empty Tongue

This girls' 18th... its a club, and its about 2am... and shit this is kinda embarassing so i wont elaborate...

then there was this "shit up the wall" incident @ neil mitchell's 18th... in this sportsmans' club... i wont elaborate... ever

Then, this janurary, @ Amadues in south east england (its closer to rochester than london), on that [articular friday, they had a buy 1 get 1 free policy, (thats the biggest mistake if im coming Tongue), i kinda threw up on the dancefloor... it was even before midnite Tongue

Oh, and the time in this Uni, when i go out with ma Russian friends, and about 2am, i know they think "damn, this motherfucka's drank a lot"... it kinda feels bad on the inside...

Then finally... the most embarrasing drunken night was my own 18th, when 4 people instead of 34 showed up (one... i didnt rent a place, two... i started the actual "where its at" invitations a day before it happened (i was planning a rwo day celebration, and the first was about smoking weed with my closest friends (that was a success)Tongue, and the second was going out partyin... well... only 4 people showed up... we just went to a bar and ahd 8 straight shots inside about 10 minutes Tongue... and i chatted up a gay man, and gave him my best friends number cos he stood me up Tongue... this wasant the nicest experience though...

oh yeah.. im not mentioning regular clubbing nights & "GET HIGH" occasions...i wont reveal my bad side yet...

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17. March 2007 - 5:06
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haha Tongue give more Big grin MORE D: i can share a little story when i was angry with one of my most evil buddy.. he fer sure is a socipath.. Sad

Well anyway. we plan to went out and have a heavy ammount of beer. so we drank alot and as i become more drunk, i also tend to lose feel of taste and suck things. you know vodka works like anaesthesia to me, but it kicks in some time after i drink it. that gave this guy an idea he is a bastard, and he can really do stupid thing.. well with that sickminded personality arround me, it couldnt end worse then he make an evil prank on me. He knew how i loose controll when i am drunk.. and how easy it is for me to trust whatever they say.. well this time he gave me a glass of coca cola.. but what i didnt knew was,, within this glass of cocacola he also droped the magic blue pill.. you know what i am talking aboute.. huh?
Then we went out to the pub. and i felt how this blue pill starts to kick in.. i was like.. whatthefuck?? and become nervouse. at this moment my some of my mates started to laugh. bcos he told them what he did... they thought.. i acted scary they said.. Worried i said to them.. yeaagh.. whhhatt juyo think.. i suddenly geht horny for some reason...
they laughed and gave me an hinch.. they asked me what color was the pill neo took in the movie matrix.. i was like .. eeh.. blue?? they laughed nd said yes.. that magic blue pill Happy thats a proof how wasted i really was xD he took the red pill!! stupid me.. im so absent minded
And my evil sociopathic friend did an awful grimasage a pure evil smiling grin O_o then i understood..

Next thing i remember was that i started to hiting on a gay guy, i said to him.. ooh yor'e suchk a pretwty boy.. i would mistake you for a woman Worried he laughed and become very intresting in me.. >_o i said here is the deal. tomorrow we meet at härnösand ( where my evil friend lives) and have some kinky sex Winking. i always wanted to hang out with guy that are so pretty.. and almost look fenimine.. and very plenty of it.. ooh my.. Winking can we meet ? and call yourself malin. you are soo pretty you earn suck a pretty woman name.. he was like ok.. yea why not Happy
i gave him my phone number, in this case my evil buddy's. and told him to text me. i went back to the my mates and ended the beer i told them i bought. Happy and i smiled at my evil friend. Big grin i smile plenty of it Big grin. he asked me why? i said.. you are such a lucky man. a girl wants to meet you. And he was like what? hähä awesome when? tomorrow.
really? yes.. ok Big grin but wait.. did you gave her my phonenumber ? i said yes. and he wanted to se her.. i pointed out the most attractive girl i could find and said. that is her. he wanted to talk to her.. so i suddenly had to make something up.. i said.. nonono.. thats not a good idea.. she is here with her boyfriend. Confused and he agreed.. that yes.. that would probably not work out well then.

well next day he got a message from /MALIN xD and well well well.. what happens next? lets say he is now afraid of me. and would not ever do anything to me again. i also know he is a homofobic. Big grin haha.. that experince shrinked his nuts Big grin i really wonder how far they went xD

well that was a time when i still was an inmature little son of a bitch.. Now i am much much wiser Happy so friends.. do not phear me Big grin

after that time i had to apologize the gay-man.. and it was then i undertood how fragile they really are. I would not ever do such thing to a fellow citizan ever again. all i coud blame was myself and my lack of selfcontroll.

You know when its psyen (:

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