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Just For Jokes
24. March 2012 - 16:46
#61
Netherlands
Re: Just For Jokes
Dad: Son, i think its time we talked about sex..
Son: Alright, what do you need to know ?
24. March 2012 - 18:03
#63
Re: Just For Jokes
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!! 
I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.
.................
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16. April 2012 - 23:58
#64
Re: Just For Jokes
There was a cave in England, where lived a scary ghost.
Every time , someone come to observe the cave, he died.
There was rumors that while die, the tourists have heard the whisper:
I am the blue eye!
I am the blue eye!
I am the blue eye!
...
Many years gone, bulgarian tourist gone to England, and he lost the convoy he was lost in the forest, he found some cave , and he decided to take a shelter.
He was very tired and he started to fall to sleep.
Meanwhile strange sounds started to disturb his dreams.
-I am the blue eye!
-I am the blue eye!
-I am the blue eye!
....
Than, the guy cried:
- Shut Up, or i make your other eye blue too!
19. April 2012 - 11:17
#65
Re: Just For Jokes
This is a bilingual English/Spanish joke-- especially good for a class
of native Spanish speakers. It also illustrates an important gramatical
difference between languages (genders of nouns).
An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish
guide to help him find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was
learning Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to
correct any mistakes of usage. They were hiking on a mountain trail when
a very large, purple and blue fly crossed their path. The Englishmen
pointed at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, "Mira el mosca!"
The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity, replied, "No, senor, 'la
mosca'... es feminina."
The Englishman looked at him, then back at the fly, and then said, "Good heavens... you must have incredibly good eyesight."
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!!
I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.
...................................
19. April 2012 - 17:04
#66
Re: Just For Jokes
jeff, rayden and saiyan on a deserted island, after a plane crash. the 3 guys got caught by canibals and taken to their leader.
Leader: guys, if your dicks lenght is 50 cm or more i will set you free. all 3, together must have at least 50 cm.
Jeff: mine is 25. The canibals measure its and true. 25 cm.
rayden: mine is 24. The canibals measure its and true. 24 cm.
Saiyan: mine is 1. The canibals measure its and true. 1 cm.
Canibal leader: i will keep my promise, you are free. you all 3 got 50 cm.
While the 3 guys were going through the woods they started saying how important their dicks were.
Jeff: if it wasnt for my 25 cm now we would have been dead.
Rayden: if it wasnt for my 24 cm now we would have been dead.
Saiyan: if it wasn't for that erection, now we would have been dead.
19. April 2012 - 17:23
#67
Netherlands
Re: Just For Jokes
Pfew, nice save saiyan !!!
19. April 2012 - 18:57
#68
Re: Just For Jokes
buna gluma Saiyan 
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!!
I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.
...................................
20. April 2012 - 16:51
#69
Re: Just For Jokes
My favourite one :
Question: Why do women speak during sex?
Answer: Because they are connected to a source of inteligence.
1. June 2012 - 14:02
#70
Re: Just For Jokes
- Mom, all my school say I'm very distracted. Tell them it is not so!
- Girl, you live in the apartment across the street.
Shout 11:11:03
: it's not my fault if I'm N1 on carnage elite
and he can't beat me
: You spoil everyone's enjoyment in the Carnage server, I should have banned you long ago, anyways, play on bot only servers where you can't piss them off
: No Darkn355 was me, you have no idea how many players msg me to say you are pissing them off, I was in the server the other day and I seen for myself you pissing 3 players off and all 3 leaving the server because of you, this is been going on for a year,
: no FUBAR no the administrators don't like me
: Noob, and there is the reason you are banned, I really don't know if your 12 or not right in the head, you have been warned many times
: the 2 Spectators weird on elite carnage my house my banned Darkn355 on elite carnage my banned fuck you
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: all servers lag !
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We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!!
I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.
.................
..................