gl&hf in US SHELL

I also advise this game where upon seeing a fat person, you must down 1 fingers worth of beer. Would be an eventful time.

Here's my copycat advice:

1) Shout "YEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAW" and "PRAISE JESUS" all the time.
2) If you go camping in the woods, bring a gun, and dont be afraid if youre by the river, cos the KKK still go "ethnic cleansing drowning" every sunday after church.
3) Be prepared for people to ask you bout Steve Irwin and Kangaroos when you tell them where they are from.
4) If twins offer you their hotel room key, remember the fucking door number