My favourite is that waterthing

Truly priceless. The starting speech is long but does the magic in all the possible ways. Lights up the fire in me

I have to agree that the chair and his sadistic look is probably the best.

Go to a place with internet. Create a new mail account. Mail it to your boss.

Get a punching bag. Trust me, it will change your life ;]

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Btw Mad if your firm is on ground floor u can still tie your boss to the chair and woooooosh him out on the highway

Oh man, that would be so aweso... erm, i mean, i would never do that to my precious and nice boss 8-[

seriously tho, is there a person who dosent think about doing something nasty to his boss, however nice person might he be? i think it's something about inherent human desire to be in control or something.. or just plain malice ;d

why i cant kill him like chuck norris??