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The Corrupted Wish Game
28. July 2005 - 7:52
#31
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted:
everytime when you look around a new fantastic girl will be there! and what for a girl...her skin like velvet, her eyes burns a man soul out, her big boobs are naturally, her ass reflects the whole nature again, and when she touch you...you feel the deepest love inside you.... 
but:
everytime when she want to kiss you..bahh..no way..she had a bad breath, she farts in one hour about 12 times...and each one is smells a toxic-waste!her vagina is full of hair and there´s no way to cut them, cuz she is a katholic-girl and even her mother dont raise them..so she will never make it!that´s the next problem...she is a katholic-girl..a real one...so just make it in one position...and everytime you have to put your head in this forest...and before you can start with you tongue..everytime you have to kiss her first..have i said that she have warts and pimples..but only on her tongue and her vagina...!!!and she dont let you to fuck her into her ass...so you are really damned for all times...cuz everytime you have to make it like the katholic way..the right way...and after 1 months you penis is full of warts and pimples...gn8!
my wish:
i want to drink tea and after that i want to go for a walk...and thats instead of work...in this time i also want to make it with the great wife of my boss.
!!! † FRAG OR DIE † !!!
29. July 2005 - 23:33
#33
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted:
you´ve got this pen...but after you have write one word....you feel a dark power inside youself. a green flash strikes against you and you shout loud! after you stand up..and check yourself...you look in the mirror...and you can feel the mirror..."oh my god" you said...i am mrs. smith, the women of the boss
....and baby...you ass hurts too...bohhh...cant describe it! 
i wish fly with a helicopter and jump then exactly on elephant!
!!! † FRAG OR DIE † !!!
30. July 2005 - 16:48
#34
The Corrupted Wish Game
wrote:i wish fly with a helicopter and jump then exactly on elephant!
granted. the helicopter was flying at 1000 feet. and real world HAS falling damage. poor elephant.
i wish i had a lolipop 
30. July 2005 - 18:28
#35
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted: you get the best tasting loliepop you ever imagined but then you bite off a piece and chock on it and die cause no one will help you
i wish i had a tiger that followed all of my commands
30. July 2005 - 19:41
#36
The Corrupted Wish Game
wrote:i wish i had a tiger that followed all of my commands
granted.
you have your tiger and it is great! so you keep it next to your bed, and when you go to sleep, you dream of a beautifull girl. you tell her to give you a blow job. but you talk in your sleep. the girl gives it to you... but in your dream it seems a bit painfull and extreme.
when you wake up you find that your lower half is missin. and the tiger is chewing the last meat of your right leg.
i wish i could run like the wind.
31. July 2005 - 10:44
#37
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted:
on a freezy and windy day you get the power and run like the..but then a tornado cames ... and you have the choice..to run away, and let him destroy a mega-city...or to run and fight against the tornado!
and you fight..ohh yes..the people screams your name, but they dont know it excactly..so the say: huschi huschi huschi...Go Go Go!!!
and the tornado have no chance against you..and so a new superhero borns...!
i wish that the beginning has no end...!
!!! † FRAG OR DIE † !!!
5. August 2005 - 2:25
#38
The Corrupted Wish Game
i have no idea how to answer that one
5. August 2005 - 3:16
#39
The Corrupted Wish Game
Yeah, that sneaky bastard put it difficult...that means you must corrupt your own wish situ...
5. August 2005 - 3:30
#40
The Corrupted Wish Game
ill take this one:)
wrote:
i wish that the beginning has no end...!
Granted: but all the matrix movies has to be redone cause of your wish, the matrix fans, get really mad, and eventually they found out that it was all your fault.. thousands of people gathering to get u.. u get tied up one a stock, and each of those people who has gathered, can throws one thing one u as hard as they can.. after 120 big stones u are almost dead, then suddenly to cannibals comming to do the rest of the work with u.. they fry u with gas burner, and eat u.
I wish i had a coca cola
wrote:
comunity are the ppl game is an game u can do every u want to game*, if it will be BIG RED smile on game box and u get pised of that game, throw box of that game on the flor in kitchen and make on it BIG BAD smelly shit, this smile will be still on the box kep smiling to u, but when yors parents will back form great vacations to home with smiles on faces and they will see what hapened thier faces become only RED withnout eny smile.....
Shout 02:16:33
: Hey khaz. Yop would be nice to go back into the 2006 or 2007 for example and enjoy this game with all of those great people. We had a great times.
: Hello there.
I really wish I could travel back time to play with you guys once again and strafe around ermap3, this was so chilling.
Best regards, hope you’re all doing okay.
: hi _LB I SEE THAT TOO 2 spectators all day on the Carnage Elite server weird
: Sup.
: I see 2 spectators all day on the Carnage Elite server with random names and equal ping times. What's the story on this? Anyone?
: although it’s unlikely that anyone will go there xD
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you do all that. but your boss returns early, and finds you in bed with his wife. he beats you unconsiouss, and you wake up dressed in leather, and with a big red ball in your mouth. you are hanging from the ceeling on a hook and a rope. you feel a sharp pain in your ass, and you hope its your bosses wife. but it isnt...
i wish i had a pen that could write text with e+ name code ;D
I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!