Human: why do you think he is

ALICE: Deductive reasoning from the facts.

Human: which are?

ALICE: The blue one, I think.

Human: yes your stupid

ALICE: Next question? I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Human: LOL

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

DAMN BOTS ALWAYS CHEAT!

Human: tell me a poem
ALICE: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Human: very good
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: ok tell me one more.
ALICE: ONE plus ONE = TWO. Dude!
Human: thats not a poem
ALICE: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

FAIL