Library of Excuses

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27. November 2007 - 7:39
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I think it would be interesting to have a library (or database) of all the excuses known to man in Q3: Excessive+

I don't understand why some gamers have to announce them like someone actually gives a crap...but anyways, here are my top 5 that I just love hearing everyday Laughing

1. "Omg so much lag"

2. "Damn, my fps sucks"

3. "OMG! my hands are cold"

4. "I'm so druuuunk (or high)"

5. "So tired"

Any others left to add?

(To whom that live by these sayings, just suck it up and get owned Winking )

....you never know when it's your time to go.

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27. November 2007 - 9:53
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"My bro, Xunderbird, is throwing turnips at me to deliberately make me play worse"

"My mouse fell apart and i made a new one from sand and sticks and it sucks at aiming in q3"

"I had a crap day"

"I blame society :x"

"I blame the jews"

"The jewish mafia is after me, so my hands are constantly shaking and i cant concentrate"

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27. November 2007 - 10:01
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"I'm too sexy for this game"

"Playing without mouse/screen/pad/headset/idontplayatall"

"It's not my PC"

"just bOrEd00m"

"Newb here!!!11!

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27. November 2007 - 10:57
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Ofc,the best one of all times and my personal favorite:

"I accidently hit degauss on monitor"

Laughing Laughing

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27. November 2007 - 11:37
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But what if the person is really wasted all the time nine...... like me? Big grin

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27. November 2007 - 12:47
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lol nine good one Happy

anyway the greatest excuse in the history of mankind has got to be "lag"

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

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27. November 2007 - 13:04
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.aNk/xXxp4l/:bR.Shady'XYN! wrote:

"My bro, Xunderbird, is throwing turnips at me to deliberately make me play worse"

"My mouse fell apart and i made a new one from sand and sticks and it sucks at aiming in q3"

both are a joke and not a excuse.
my top 2 excuses i heard (not from myself)
shady: 'ach! ach! ach! ach! nein!'
random player: 'lag'

ps: true, ratz, i guess that one is really priceless for you Winking
pps: 'im to bored to play good...'

hurrenson: "This idiot is apparently not familiar with a rail/sniper style."

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27. November 2007 - 13:17
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no sound.
wrong config
not trying
LAG!
wasnt looking
phone
door

oh shit earthquake!!

ETC ETC

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27. November 2007 - 13:35
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lol zack, yeah "phone" is a great one.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

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27. November 2007 - 14:15
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i like these too:
-i don't use scripts/cheats
-cheater!
-this server is so annoying
-my team sucks

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27. November 2007 - 14:20
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Aye but if some player suddenly stops moving and says "phone" or "door" and continues staying there...well, then at least for me it's a good excuse Big grin

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