(It is tragic and not to deny, however)

1. All your house plants survive and you can not smoke any of them.
2. Sex in a narrow bed does not come into consideration.
3. You have more food than beer in the refrigerator.
4. At 6:00 o'clock you get up and do not go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in a lift.
6. You pay attention to the weather forecast.
7. Your friends get married and then divorced. Instead of "adventures" and "Doing end."
8. You have less than 130 holiday days.
9. Jeans and a sweater are no longer "smartly dressed"
10. You call the police because these %&@# children won’t turn their music down.
11. Older people start telling dirty jokes in your presence.
12. You do not know when McDonalds closes.
13. Your car-insurance is less but your car-instalments go up.
14. You feed your cat with cat food, not with remains of the last Pizza or McDonalds.
15. If you sleep on the couch your back hurts.
16. You take naps.
17. Going to dinner and to cinema is the whole night out, not just the beginning.
18. Fried food at 3 o’clock in the morning gives you stomach problems, instead of solving them
19. You buy aspirin and rennie in the chemist's shop, not pregnancy tests and
condoms.
20. A bottle of wine for 4 € is no longer "quite good stuff" anymore.
21. You eat bread and drink coffee to the breakfast, instead of fried eggs and beer.
22. "I cant drink as much as I used to" replaces "Ill never ever drink as much again”
23. 90 % of the time that you spend for the computer is for your Job.
24. You do not drink at home in order to save money before going out.
25. If you hear that one of your acquaintances is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of "Oh Shit, how did it happen”

Thx wax for typos-correction