Hello Brother,

I shall take a look at seemingly random 10 reasons how I could equate the once great show with this once great game. Oh wait that was the 1st reason. Controversial you say? Shove your mediocre attempts at feining righteousness back down your gullet.

Reason the 2nd. Like many charachters in Lost, I went away for a long time, but am back briefly for a flash back/forward/sideways to spout some mindless drivel in lieu of real substance, but you will read it cos I am playing slow dramatic music in the background (please imagine the heavily strings orchestrated accompianment in your head now)

t-t-t-third-o breaker! Oh how the building blocks were set up in a crude storyline offering much potential, but then only providing lots of flashy and distracting features to detract from the quickly stale game of how fast you could answer one question with 3 more questions. I'm not going to split up and explain that sentence, use your highly intuned sarcasm and crap filter to lift and separate.

Ohayooo! It's Yon! But I shall use Shi (Classical Japanese for four and death, I had to explain it because some of you wouldn't understand my fine intracacies of word usage, or my pompus attitude due to having the skill of shoving my own head up my rectum) So, onto the point. Death is not always death on the island as at any time, you can live again. depends if it can serve a purpose to really F with the viewer. The higher the F-ability, the more the probability it will be revived. Just like a new website, it covers the missing gap with "Oh hey, this is a dramaticly changing thing that I must show you, but don't ask about why I'm back"

Hi-5? more like Lo-5. Any reason for something to masturbate to. (I can't go 10 mins on the internet without a cock joke.)

666. The other island is like excessivedawn, even though it was better, had more potential, and was a way to get away from it all... it got f'd by the writers apparent lack of care. also evil baby jebus pooped there.

Good ol' 7. The vacant and once brimming with life locations all around the island where I presume clans once lived. OH HELLS NO *snaps fingers*. Yes, I just went there. You can still hear the whispers in the jungle/forum every once in a while though.

Ate. The candidates. F the candidates, we all know who wants to be in charge of this shizz and will let his life go to waste for the mod. *eye rolly*

bottom of the ninth. yep, i'm really dredging the barrel. Hoppers. the peoples who will, at a drop of a hat, change allegiences. oh snap, he's a smoke monster, gotta kill him. oh wait, i talked to him, lets do what he says. oh wait jacob makes more sense. nah actually i'll just commit seppukku instead.

Finally. the most PROFOUND and MINDBLOWING REASON these two, unrelated things being similar is... you can press a button to switch them off and pretend like they never even existed.

I've hated Lost for a long time, yet I was dragged by family and friends to watch it till the end. so why did I write this up? to take out my frustration and see what I could write up as an exercise for my on the spot mental capacities. Can you come up with 10 similar things between unrelated subjects?

See you in another life brother.