Tired of fellow brofessionals (like in image above) having better efficiency than you at Midnight on a weekday? (sometimes even random poles)

Well an efficiency of 36% isn't really that bad... if you think about it (and refer to binary), 0 and 1 are the only digits available. 0 efficiency means you died, 1 efficiency means you killed.
So if we integrate it deeper, f(x+n), where x is 0 and n can only be 1 (BINARY!!!), it means that 0 is bad and 1 is good ... then when we go travel back into the decimal system and bring our decimals with us along with the bad/good formula, and divide 36 by 1, we get 36.

YOU ARE NOW 36 TIMES BETTER THAN PERFECT ON E+/- AND THE NEW TOXJQ/COOLLER/[nVc]/CYPHER!!!!

POLAND WILL GO BANKRUPT
RUSSKY WILL GO BANKRUPT)))
YUGOSLAVIA WILL GO BANKRUPT AND DIVIDE INTO 6 COUNTRIES
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SWE WILL GO BANKRUPT
{D*R*T} WILL GO BANKRUPT
OSAMA WILL RAGE SO MUCH HE WILL SHOT BY HELICOPTER AIR STRIKE
PRINCE WILLIAM WILL MARRIED AND 4 DAY WEEKEND COS MAY DAY
CHARLIE SHEEN WILL WINNINK)))
BROFESSIONAL
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ACHIEVEMENTACULAR
EDAWNE WILL RELEASED AND HAVE POSITIVE RESPONSE ON ESREALITY COS QL ON Q3