Wednesday 02.11.2010 - 20:48

PLEASE TO COPY+PASTE ON ESR COS I WAS WRITE JOURNAL THERE TOO)))) ALSO
COS IT WILL STRIVE MORE TALK THERE AS THE PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO RETARDED
TO READ ALL OF THE TEXT

Wednesday 02.11.2010 - 20:50

ROGER

Wednesday 02.11.2010 - 20:53

C:
also http://ankclan.forum-pro.org/general-private-forum-f8/the-night-we-trolled-irc-like-big-boys-and-blonde-t141.htm ))))

also

19:50:02 «@Proposition19» if i get 5 replies or less on my journal on e+ (or 0.1 of how much i get on esr) then i am out of e-

Thursday 04.11.2010 - 19:20

Hello,

We just finished retrieving data. The results are as follows:

Excessive Plus Blog: 223 hits, 7 replies (only 1 of which is even remotely relevant to the topic).

ESReality Journal: 1075 hits, 77 replies (most of which are relevant or related to the topic, if not entirely serious).

You see: a fortune cookie.

Pick up fortune cookie.

Open fortune cookie.

You crack the cookie in two halves. A small piece of rolled paper falls from it to the ground.

Look piece of paper.

You see: It's a small piece of rolled up paper. You see nothing out of the ordinary.

Pick up piece of paper.

You pick up the small piece of paper. As you hold it between your
fingers, a chill crawls down your spine. Something is not right, here.

Open piece of paper.

You hesitantly unroll the small piece of paper. You start to sweat a
bit, and your hands are shaking. You feel as if, suddenly, you got a
bad cold.

Look piece of paper.

You see: There is a short line of text , written in a tiny font,
scribbled in the middle. It reads: "Admin Ban Plz Edawne 4ever))) Xd plz
LOLOLO take e+ shove in dick".

Immediately after reading the note, a giant tear in reality appears
right in front of you, and completely erases you from existence. Right
before you we sucked into the black void, you caught a glimpse of what
appeared to be a green, white and red spider, with feet made out of
penises, a middle aged woman wearing a shirt with a red maple leaf,
making out with a boy half her age, a kangaroo piloting an airliner made
out of money and lies, an old guy in a wheelchair mumbling to himself
about a war and trying to hit people around him with a stick, a Teutonic
figure swimming in a pool of his own drool, another Teutonic figure,
sitting alone in a dark room, trying to hit flying insects with a pocket
laser, while making ninja noises, a bunch of Slavic gentlemen, swimming
in a river, and a skimpily clad Slavic maiden, trying to fit a square
through a round hole. Then they all died in ass and you felt free. Then
you died in ass yourself.

Game Over!

You scored 257 points out of 1000.

Your rank is Tem Lahey.

Restart? [y/n]

Friday 05.11.2010 - 18:59

Restart? nej