Just as the name says, if its a funny joke, one liner, riddle, or brain twister then lets see your sense of humor.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and likes to swim?? ....... Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and just hangs around?? ..... Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and just lays around?? ....... Mat

Sorry if any of you have no arms and no legs or know someone who does especialy if they are named Bob, Art, or Mat. No offence intended