The Corrupted Wish Game
granted
but the whole coca cola company goes bust because your one cola had a penis in it and you sued them, pepsi then rule the earth and take over all g8 countries, norway refuses to give in and your called into national service, with percise rail rocket combo's you dispatch most armies, then i come in the welsh guards patalion and i take one camping sneaky rail shot and blow you to pieces, i am rewarded my pepsi for my bravery with a nice slap up bbq with your meat btw your penis tastes like sausage.
i wish i knew the meaning to life
Granted...
But you didnt share it to anyone, suddenly you wanted to spent your whole life locked in your room, so the wisdom slowly kills you while youre standing, in your locked room, doing nothing, just expecting to be dead and take the true meaning of life to your tomb with you...This means it was the most futile thing in your whole existance...to know the meaning of life.
I Wish I Could Speak Spanish With A British Accent
granted:
your spanish is very good and you got also a fine accent of british englisch in it..how you get it?..well..let me explain:
the first night..you arrived in spain..mrs.rodriguez, your personal language-trainer, picked you up and together you drove to her house at the beach...mrs.rodriguez and your second personal language-trainer, mrs.hotice go to the kitchen..while you get your pencil and some papers.when they come in...you were shocked.."oh my fuckin´god"..you wisper.....they were dressed in mini-skirts with high-heels and bohaa..they look great...so..(i think you know the details what happend..or? after this night...your spanish was very well..and your englisch accent..woow..man..you get it!
my wish:
i want..that all this green lightning pharagraphs are go away..and i can see normal..like every normal human...i dont like this green-factor software anymore! (MATRIX RULEZ)
granted. someday when u will sleep someone will put mouse to your brain and press button "shut down" and then u will live like vegetable.
I wish life 100000years young like now have much cash to live and that all yours negative answears for this wish will never bcome:D
granted..you life 100000years young...and you have enough money..and all negative answers wont became real..but one is for shure...sry, but all your friends will die...all of your housepets & family...after 50.000 years people are no people .. they are machines...organic..and pure metal...no feelings and they search you, and find you...you became know a housepet for macrosofts--ultra-big-head-processor(the whole moon is a processor now)and it´s so horrible..they have no food for you..and you have nothing to eat..once you tried to eat cables..but after 60.000 volts pulses in your brain..you never tried it a second time...but you cant die..you have money..but money cant help you...in future they have only platines and rams...and you cant buy them..paahh..you are forever young...and man..yes, you get nothing to eat..but your body works alright..but the feeling of being hungry dont go away...50.000 years!..after the next 49.999 years(you have 1 fuckin year to go):...after the sun explode or implode..a mega black-hole....as you thougt the machines are really good ... they have plasmer-engine in moon and fly with head-processor and with you away...
after 7 months....you arrive at delta-cx galaxy...as the machines believes..the end of universum...and there you find a white hole..and you fly in it...in this hole you find aliens...powerful aliens..with the power to imagin what they want........they destroy the machines quickly..and you thought you are free..no way...they work for XNIBUS...one of the Leaders over the Gods...and they bring you to him....when you come to him..you dont believe your eyes...you said: XNIBUS...you are god...
HAHAHA...YOU CALL ME GOD:::BUT I WILL KILL YOU YOU SNEAKY BASTARDO::::::::::BEFORE 99.999 YEARS YOU PLAYED A GAME:::A GAME OF SATAN::CALLED:::QAKE-TRI OR SMTHG LIKE THAT:::THERE WAS A BAD GUY CALLED RU:FOKSIE:LOY WHO WAS A FRIEND OF SATAN:::HE PLAYS A GAME OF SATAN CALLED: THE WISH GAME:::AND SOME PLAYERS LIKE YOU; HOUNDOG:DARKLORD;TAKER;ZEKE;SIFU AND SOME MORE PLAYED THIS SATAN-GAME TOO:::YOU ARE ALL ASSES:::YES::I AM SAD::CUZ YOU ARE THE FIRST I GET:::ALL OTHERS WIN AGAINST ME IN E+:::BUT YOU WHERE YOUNG AND ENJOY YOUR LIVE:::THEY ALL WIN AGAINST ME::AND MAKE ME WEEK:::BUT NOW I CAN GIVE MY LAST POWER FOR A ULTIMATE BFG-SHOT:::::ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
and..yes..he hit you...and man...and how he hit you..you fly to the other end of universum...on a planet called...earth2...and woow..on this planet only naked girls run around ... and they are so wet...you arrived there..and you thought: yes baby...yes!!!but then..you here the gong..the gong inside your heard...and that was it. 100.000 years are gone....you are dead..but one is for clear...the women of earth2...cut your penis and make a fuckin-machine with it..you was a hero..
my wish...i want to go in room secret room.....where nobody is in....a uknown room....and there i want to scream..but i cant...thats my wish.
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I wish life 100000years young like now have much cash to live and that all yours negative answears for this wish will never bcome:D
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granted. beer is endless . some day u will drink x can of beer and ur liver go out and u will die:D.
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i wish this day never end:D
and all will be same still the same music, friends, q3, e+, beer, vodka, and MY LOVE BOGUSIA:D all the time like in that movie with Bill Murray Groundhog Day. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D and f**ck ur all negative questions for this WISH
granted. you take the blue pill. the blue pill was cyankalium. you die in agony.
i wish i had a mouse that can be cordless and have a cord, depending on what you need at a time.
I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!