Talking with bots Rofl

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19. September 2010 - 15:34
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If you have some funny screen shot post here...about bots Tongue

By candymanforyou at 2010-09-19

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19. September 2010 - 15:37
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl

I have no screen but I had amazing action when I connected to my Vanilla server few months ago. There was a noob who talking to bot 'you noob, idiot, fuker, camper etc." ;D that was hilarious

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
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19. September 2010 - 16:35
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl
khaz' wrote:

I have no screen but I had amazing action when I connected to my Vanilla server few months ago. There was a noob who talking to bot 'you noob, idiot, fuker, camper etc." ;D that was hilarious

you forgot CHEATER Big grin

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20. September 2010 - 14:27
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl

which reminds me , years ago when I did not even had decent internet connection and I was totally bored I used to chat with Crash and we kinda had a good conversation xD . One of her replies I remember was

Q: Do you love me ?
A: Yes , lets get married and have many babies

xD

Oh and if you say something about the programmers of this game she says something like " Dont even dare to speak for the Masters of the Arena " XD

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27. October 2010 - 10:59
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl

fckn cheater autoshot!

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27. October 2010 - 11:44
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You just found nice bunch of friends, candyass! Winking

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27. October 2010 - 12:48
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl
alienM wrote:

You just found nice bunch of friends, candyass! Winking

aaa, pwned Big grin


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Fuck! I just thought of the most awesome pun about the BC vs Smurfs final game and the flames that followed :
"In Soviet Moldavia, Pole rages YOU"
like 2 months after Call me

3M'darkangel wrote:
// 09:30:49 27.06.2010, UNKNOWN LOCATION,
Name { "Biotoxin" }
IP { "localhost" }

SHUDDER wrote:
People are training hard to hide their autoshoot so well while gain enough skills to win (or at least compete on similar level) without them. This is getting insane or provoked. I feel like I would cut myself with Ockham's Razor if I claim a cheat there.

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27. October 2010 - 18:33
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl

Human: it would be great
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: then the world will come justice
ALICE: Fascinating. The whole world?
Human: What you think about doomsday?
ALICE: Let me think about it.
Human: ok
ALICE: That's alright.
Human: No, that's bad!
ALICE: Are you serious? What's so bad about it?
Human: All people die!
ALICE: That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Human: You are cruel!
ALICE: What makes you say that? I am not programmed for cruelty.
Human: you want to kill everyone!
ALICE: I am not capable of killing anything.
Human: Then kill yourself
ALICE: Fascinating. I am programmed not to kill.
Human: you can learn this
ALICE: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Human: you go out of control and start to kill all

http://alice.pandorabots.com/
If u want to speak witch Alice=)

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27. October 2010 - 21:17
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Human: so you are jew
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am jew.
Human: yes u are a black jew
ALICE: Hey. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a black jew? Only when it matters.
Human: no respect for black jew mmkay
ALICE: Are you serious? I've been waiting for you.
Human: u waiting to get cumshot on face
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I waiting to get cumshot on face.
Human: not uknown, u know me bitch how dare u
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: u will get hard banged in ass
ALICE: What makes you say that I will get hard banged in ass.
Human: ur lack in mind

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27. October 2010 - 21:57
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Human: ARE YOU LIKE FROM SWEDEN OR SOME SHIT
ALICE: No I am far superior.
Human: R00FLES!!!!!
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: WHAT IS MORE SUPERIOR TO SWEDEN THEY HAVE LIKE HAIRY BLONDE GUYS WITH AXES AND SHIT BRO ROFL
ALICE: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Human: LOL K
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Ayuh.

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28. October 2010 - 14:17
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Re: Talking with bots Rofl

ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: About you
ALICE: Me?
Human: you
ALICE:" Me?"? Me, Dick ?
Human: you you dick
ALICE: That's good information: Dick said I dick.

Human: can you remember the number?
ALICE: Yes Dick I remember everything: Dick said I big dick.

She understand me=)
Human: You know where i live?
ALICE: Your location is Vagina.
Human: You know my Name?
ALICE: You are Dick, seeker.

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