ROCKET is back!

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27. March 2006 - 11:01
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*ROCKET.SUB.SWE*
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ROCKET is back!

Well since i am 1.93 cm tall and the average lenght of the thais is like 1.55 Big grin I dont think they will mess with me.... I though saw a whore who was about 1.85 and my god she was ugly. Think dennis rodman with boobs and a wig so im pretty sure that that was a DUDE!

And for the robbery part, i got friends who live in both bankok, phuket and some small villages in thailand. 1 of them was almopst robbed, but he kicked their asses so..... The whole countrys economy are based on the tourism so they are usually pretty nice to tourists.

But the one thing that is a bit scary seeming that i live @ the beach is Tsunami. There are some pretty "low" warning most of the time that their is a small chance of a new tsunami. There is a active vulcano just outside of the thai shore. And if it would erupt there is a small chance that the earth plates would move and create a new tsunami. Well i have done some researh in this matter while im in sweden and acctually have a connection with out LAG...

The chance for a new tsunami in the next 50 years is about 2%. So im more likely to die in the plane on my way down...

A funny thing is that there is a chance of me dying in the traffic. I found a page where u put all your info down (age, where u live ETC.) and it calculates the odds of u dying in for ex a plane crash or accident or so on.

There was a 11 % chans that i would die on a motorbike in the next 3 years.

7% chans that i would drown

3% chance that i would kill my self? Big grin

And a 0.4% Chance that i would get ASSRAPED Big grin

funny page....

Well i hate sweden it so cold here, can¨t wait till saturday so i can go back,...

Piece

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27. March 2006 - 11:28
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*HARD.SWE*
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ROCKET is back!

"once upon a time at beach somewhere in thailand there was a rocket and a Dennis Rodman with big boobs, it was love at first sight. They went home to rocket, a really wild night.
The days went by, and no one had seen Rocket, so they went to his home and they only saw slices left, the police thought the cause off death was ASSRAPE.

The End"

the police is trying to recreate what happened, so far this is what they think was going on.
http://blatty.free.fr/ROFL/Cyanide%20&%20Happiness%20003.jpg

GL Tongue

For every animal you don't eat I eat three

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31. March 2006 - 20:12
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*ROCKET.SUB.SWE*
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ROCKET is back!
*HARD.SWE* wrote:

"once upon a time at beach somewhere in thailand there was a rocket and a Dennis Rodman with big boobs, it was love at first sight. They went home to rocket, a really wild night.
The days went by, and no one had seen Rocket, so they went to his home and they only saw slices left, the police thought the cause off death was ASSRAPE.

The End"

the police is trying to recreate what happened, so far this is what they think was going on.
http://blatty.free.fr/ROFL/Cyanide%20&%20Happiness%20003.jpg

GL Tongue

LOOOOOOOL Big grin

Ps, jag åker i morrn!

CYA

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