E+ official joke thread

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29. November 2011 - 21:51
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Lol, true that Italians are scammers! Big grin

"Skill is when luck becomes a habit".

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12. December 2011 - 21:00
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Mujo passes on the red light and cop stops him.

Cop says: "Sir you passed through red light!"
-"Of course I did, I'm in a hurry!"
Cop:"Where are you going, why are you in a hurry?"
-"I'm going to the cemetary to burry my mother-in-law!"
Cop:"Which mother-in-law?"
-"The dead one, she's in my trunk, I killed her!"
Cop:"How did you kill her?"
-"Simple, with my gun, it's in my glove compartment."

Cop gets scared and calls SWAT team.

SWAT's come and open the trunk, but the trunk is empty.

Cop says: "Search the glove compartment he's got a gun in there!!"

SWAT's open the compartment but it's empty too!

Then Mujo says: "Look at that fool, what's next? He's going to say I drove through the red light?!"

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13. December 2011 - 1:55
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one day , there was a famous virgin gangster .

gangster : "Mommy mommy , guess what !"

his mother : "sweetheart , what ?"

gangster : "finally i've had sex , sex god i am now"

the mother : "oh really ?! incredible honey , and how do feel after all?"

gangster : "little pain in my ass"

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hello killer my most welcome hell-mate where no place for a 3rd gangster

A man's cock can be used like a double edged sword , lovingly and hatefully .

Lovingly is when u put it in ur girlfriend or someone u love

Hatefully is when u put it either in a cheater/hacker or his girlfriend or someone he loves .

SINCERELY

JOHANSON

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6. February 2013 - 23:39
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Jack Bauer's calendar skips from March 31st to April 2..... No one fools Jack Bauer.

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4. February 2012 - 15:30
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too many jokes Winking
did anybody read them

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6. February 2013 - 11:47
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF7ncHNpdBQ

The title of this french documentary is "A life x-rated", it is about pornstars and prostitutes.

Look who has written the top comment saying in french " I approve this documentary very instructive"... :F

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3. March 2013 - 16:59
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officiale for joging thread, joke joke joke Tongue

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3. March 2013 - 17:05
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We will, we will... joke you Big grin

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